This is from another Onion article, in reference to the "hyperbolic chamber":
[it will be] "more useless than 12 rows of tits on an NFL fullback."
Best metaphor ever.
4.26.2005
Winding Down
Oh man
Herbert Kornfeld
Those are the links for today. In other news, the semester is beginning to wind down...I've got some tests and papers to write, and then I am done, although I won't be quite out of Hillsdale. It seems that since I've been accepted to MSU Law, I may as well stay up here and work over the summer, making it easier to get a place in Lansing set up and ready to go. Otherwise, things are good, and I'm enjoying living.
Recently I've also come to a crazy realization. Funny how sometimes certain things just sneak up on you, certain feelings take you by surprise. Then again, maybe the nice weather's just driving me batty.
Till next time, kiddoes.
Herbert Kornfeld
Those are the links for today. In other news, the semester is beginning to wind down...I've got some tests and papers to write, and then I am done, although I won't be quite out of Hillsdale. It seems that since I've been accepted to MSU Law, I may as well stay up here and work over the summer, making it easier to get a place in Lansing set up and ready to go. Otherwise, things are good, and I'm enjoying living.
Recently I've also come to a crazy realization. Funny how sometimes certain things just sneak up on you, certain feelings take you by surprise. Then again, maybe the nice weather's just driving me batty.
Till next time, kiddoes.
4.12.2005
Save Toby!
Ha! NBC News did a piece on this website last night. For some reason I find this site to be hilarious. This guy is promising that if he doesn't get $50,000 from donations or merchandise, he's going to butcher and eat his rabbit. Suffice it to say, these guys are geniuses...I guess they've already made around $20,000. Nothing like making a buck off of emotional blackmail.
4.08.2005
Sad Story
I found this article on Foxnews.com....
A beer truck flipped over on a roadway overpass in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Monday, prompting local officials to comment on the tragedy.
"It is sad," Capt. Scott Logan of the Halifax Regional Fire Service (search) told The Daily News of Halifax. "Chances are they won't recover any of the beer."
The truck, hauling 46,368 bottles of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale (search), skidded to a stop against the overpass's guardrail, luckily avoiding a 50-foot plunge down to another road.
The female driver was pulled out of the cab uninjured — "more frazzled than hurt," according to Logan — letting rescuers focus on the calamitous aspects of the disaster.
"I had a tear in my eye, actually, when I was watching it," said police Constable Mark Hobeck. "It was full of beer. We were hoping a Hostess truck full of pretzels would come by, but no such luck."
A beer truck flipped over on a roadway overpass in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Monday, prompting local officials to comment on the tragedy.
"It is sad," Capt. Scott Logan of the Halifax Regional Fire Service (search) told The Daily News of Halifax. "Chances are they won't recover any of the beer."
The truck, hauling 46,368 bottles of Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale (search), skidded to a stop against the overpass's guardrail, luckily avoiding a 50-foot plunge down to another road.
The female driver was pulled out of the cab uninjured — "more frazzled than hurt," according to Logan — letting rescuers focus on the calamitous aspects of the disaster.
"I had a tear in my eye, actually, when I was watching it," said police Constable Mark Hobeck. "It was full of beer. We were hoping a Hostess truck full of pretzels would come by, but no such luck."
4.06.2005
Law-yer school and vidyer games
On Monday I finally received a letter from OSU. Well, Ohio State wait-listed me. Oh well...at least I still have a chance. Nonetheless, I still spent Monday evening pretty pissed off, because OSU was really the school I want to go to. After kicking various random objects around the house, and then going for a really angry run, I calmed down and realized that it's not such a huge deal...I'll get in eventually. I've been accepted to MSU, and they've offered me a 25% scholarship, yet I really don't want to live in Michigan, and I especially don't want to live in Lansing.
Yesterday, I got Fifa Soccer 2005 in the mail. Nik York exposed me to it. He was right, that game is like crack...I played for like 5 hours last night. Such a great game...its going to take a lot of self-control to not play it for hours every day. I'm starting to think that my personality is way too obsessive to handle such good games.
Yesterday, I got Fifa Soccer 2005 in the mail. Nik York exposed me to it. He was right, that game is like crack...I played for like 5 hours last night. Such a great game...its going to take a lot of self-control to not play it for hours every day. I'm starting to think that my personality is way too obsessive to handle such good games.
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