Today I got a job at the nicest restaurant in Delaware! It's a place called Buns, and the owner, a Greek, called me this morning to offer me a server position. I just applied two days ago, and I start tonight. With any luck, Apple will give me a job too, and I'll be able to start making bonzo bucks.
In new Onion fun:
PORTUGAL FINALLY GETS IT TOGETHER
LISBON, PORTUGAL—To the relief of surrounding countries, Portugal seems to have finally gotten its ducks in a row, sources reported Monday. "Man, I didn't think P. would ever get it together," said Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero. "But it really cleaned up its act and got its shit straight. Who would've guessed?" Cyprus said that if Portugal can do it, maybe it can, too.
Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans
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A couple posts ago you were talking about reading a few chapters from I Timothy.
Have you ever heard of this guy? genechapman.blogspot.com
He's hilarious... and a bit scary. His whole thing is based on one word in I Timothy, read through his blog, you may be amused - or you may be a changed man ;)
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